Cinematic Dissapointment of the HUGE Kind

Ok, a run down of my night. Decided I badllyyy wanted to see Shutter Island with Leonardo DiCaprio this morning (<3). I kind of have a weird obsession with mental hospitals and crazy people, they interest me ridiculously too much, I think they are secretly like supernatural of something. My dad told me of when he worked as a nurse in an institution a while back and it was only on a full moon when the patients could punch through triple plate glass windows and throw pool balls through doors, crazy huh? Well I bought a ticket easily, it was MA15+ and I'm only 14, and I encountered at the ticket ripping station thing what I consider the scum of the earth, people who have absurdly and depressingly insignificant jobs but think they are the fucking FBI or something. This guy was like "Can I see your ticket?" , in a super hardcore Samuel L. Jackson voice so I showed it to him,
 "Got any plausible identification?"
"Ahh no sorry but I bought the ticket fine, I turned 15 last October."
"Awww tooo badd for yuuuu awwww, go change your ticket."

!!!!!!! who does that, It's just a movie, wake up Grandpa I know what you do to your girlfriend (or boyfriend?), I'm not 5.

Ok so I saw Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief instead. It's about the half god son of Poseidon who is accused of stealing Zues' lightning bolt. Harry Potter wannabe. MOST POINTLESS MOVIE EVER. It's funny for all the wrong reasons, the Minatour in it looks like my math teacher and Pierce Bronson is a half human half horse, wtf! The script is terrible, the plot is uninventive and Hades lives in Hollywood and looks like Mick Jagger minus drug abuse. Best part of the movie was Rosario Dawson (Persephenie)'s boobs, star of the movie, hands down.
0.02 out of 5, it was funnier then the hangover at times because it was sooo shiteous.

That trailer is more like a spolier, if you haven't worked out who 67 is then your probably a bit dim.